Wednesday, December 2, 2009

my wish list

For Christmas I'd Like
* A LOT OF COFFEE- to have a coffee party with important people all over the world and agree on world peace
* a time machine- so i can go back in time and stop Hitler from killing all those innocent people
*LOTS OF fOoD- to end world hunger until it's a distant memory
*Money-end poverty
*The ability to copy our ozone layer-so we won't loose it and die
*the moon and a HUGE spaceship-so i can send anyone & everyone that has issues with equality, peace, and the right to be free to go live there...

I'm sure none of my requests will ever be fulfilled, but one can only hope...

Supporting our family

Living in the United States of America should mean something to each and every one of you; freedom, family, UNITED, one. That's right, living in the United States gives us a meaning, alomost makes us pledge ourselves as family. I'm sure each and every one of you has a family. How do you treat your family??? Respect, loyalty, love. Our troops, our soldiers are part of our family, they live here too. We need to treat them with the same respect, support, and love as we do our immediate family. Therefore, i encourage you all to take a moment of your time and show them your support.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Noa Biorkman

This 5 year old boy has been battleing stage IV Neuroblastoma cancer for 2 1/2 years. He shows a strong likeness for Christmas cards, so friends and family members of Noah are asking for YOU to make him a Christmas card, this may be his last Christmas...

Cards can be sent to

Noah Biorkman
1141 Fountain View Circle

South Lyon, MI 48178

Friday, October 23, 2009

Espanol

?Que necesita para la escuela? Para la escuela, necesito muchas cosas. Unas carpetas, unas marcadoras, unos boligrafos, una calculadora, unas lapices, unos libros, papel y unas cuadernos.

"what do you need for school? For school i need many things. Folders, markers, pens, a calculator, pencils, books, paper and notebooks."

?Que necestia para la clase de arte? Para la clase de arte, necesito un boligrafo, unas marcadoras, una carpeta, unas lapices, y papel.

"What do you need for art class? For art class I need pens, markers, a folder, pencils, and paper."

This is ALL we did in spanish today....AHHHHHHH!!!!!! ITS SOOOO BORING!!!!!! MUY MUY MUY BORING!!!!!!!!

Monday, October 19, 2009

*Great* new & old movies!!!

*** LORD OF THE RINGS!!!***
So far I've only seen 1 & 2, but they're INCREDIBLE!!! Besides the movie being way different from any others I've seen, alot of the characters are totally HOT!! I'm sure most of everyone's already seen it...but in a nutshell its about a hobit that recieves a ring that may or may not distroy all civilization. He must take a dangerous journey, with some help, to destroy the ring before it ends up in the wrong hands.......



****Monsters VS Aliens****
This movie recieves two thumbs and two pinky toes up(from ME)!!! Magnificent!! Totally lovable characters too!!! A MUST SEE!!! This movie starts with an alien spaceship landing on earth...After the Alien refuses to keep the peace, they unleash......The MONSTERS!!!! Who are five alien but kicking ninja's!!! Not literally though.... The monsters work together and in the end, distroy the aliens...but not until after a most gruesome battle...(not really though)

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

in school....AGAIN.

whoop whoop!! I'm a Junior!!!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

School's out for summer

YEAYA!!! School is going to be out at 3:08 today...whooohoooo! Time for summer relationships to start, some school relationships to end, freedom to be taken away or given, and FUN! This school year has been a tough one...NOT! This school year has been the best/easiest out of all the years i've had (10).

Cheers!!
bj

p.s- i probably wont be putting much on here this summer seeing as i have no internet...but i will try..

tata for now!
bj

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Wedding details

Like at most weddings, tears were shed, hearts broken(there's normally more than just one love), loves formed(or at least one-night-stands) and friends were made.

Regular info: The wedding of Tyra Gaffney and Justin Talor was at a small Bethany Lutheran church. There were about 30-40 guests. The wedding colors were white, purple, and lime green. The bride was given away by her father, Greg Gaffney. The baby, Zoe, "walked" using her walker toy, (a little redneckish if you ask me) than sat with gramma. After the wedding was the recession which took place at the Grantsburg fair grounds. Inside was food, champagne, beer, cool-aid, and a DJ. Memories were shared wile feasting on food and cake. We danced until midnight then headed home for a much nedded rest.

My part: I, being close with tyra all her life, through the thick and thin, had an important part, showing up. No one really expected me to go. So I got to Tyra before the wedding, she was holding her stomach, had closed eyes, and was practicing her deep breathing exersizes when I said "So, is this easier than the first wedding?" when she cried "BILLIE!" and I reminded her of the time she told me she was going to wed a Go Fish guy, which, being my gullable self, thought was true. All too late I asked Molly if she new when she told me "Tyra is NOT marrying a Go Fish guy, she lied..." Ever since then, i've reminded her anytime she'd talk about a wedding....

I noticed a fairly farmilliar looking male speciman, playing the piano...his last name i remembered was Stavne. It brought back a memmory of Tyra making Elizabeth and I call him and say "Tyra thinks your hot" which the next day, Tyra said "so, now you know, i think your hot." which unfortuantly was a big mistake, he couldnt understand what liz and i even said :)

Another thing, the receccion was at the fair...quite some time ago Tyra said "This family's like a freakin circus." ironic right?

If any of my non-existant fans (other than Brianna Fynboh) has any questions, just ask.



All danced out,
billie

Friday, May 22, 2009

Wedding

Hey all my non existent fans! I know you're all curious about what's been going on with me so here's the info...
I'm in Wisconsin, Grantsburg, Wisconsin to be exact. I'm at my beloved Grandma Janet's for the wedding of Tyra and Justin (cousin and soon to be cousin in law). I'll also get to see all my other 13 or so cousins, one of which i'm really looking forward to seeing...Dylan. I haven't seen him since possibly last summer...a LONG time. The wedding's tomorrow at 4:00 and a recession to follow... I'll tell you all more about it tomorrow.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

a erasure poem-out of a page in little women...

to mean
to live or die
to be nothing
be complete
and scatter
from friendly hands
for loving...

Monday, April 20, 2009

yet another poem for Muhm...

August

It’s the month of my birth,
And many others.
One last month till I have
to go back to hell also
known as school.
This month has nothing
special about it It’s just there,
taking up space.
a constant reminder of what’s
to come, or go.
It marks the end; of summer,
fun, freedom, everything.

concrete poem for muhms...

This
bottle
will
help me forget
every time you
hurt me. All the
miserable times
you made me go
through. All the
bad memories I
have will be lost.
Because of this
bottle, you will
disappear from
my memories
for ever………
p.s it's supposed to
look like a liquor bottle...

Friday, April 17, 2009

transformation poem-human

Human
Greedy, bold
Living, breathing, moving
Wrinkling, dying, decomposing
Lost, forgotten
Ash

Parasitic bird poem


Parasitic bird

Dumb bird,
you're the ugliest thing
i've ever seen.
you never shut up
you've bit people
till they started to bleed
you're a parasite
feeding off the happiness of others.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Talking to an inanimate object
Mr. Toaster,
why do you continuously
burn my toast?
All I’ve ever done
is love you,
still you continue
to burn my toast
to a crisp…
Leaving me with
nothing.



So many questions…
If I died tomorrow
would your cry
or
jump for joy?
Would you miss me?
Where would all my
belongings go?
Could you learn to
forgive the mistakes
I’ve made?

Friday, April 10, 2009

Acrostics for English...

Acrostic: Door Way
Dare not
Open...
Once
Refused
Way too
Abused....Sincerely,
-Your door

Acrosic: Ghost
Great people
Hopelessly wondering the
Open
Space of
Time
Acrostic SHUT UP
Silence is amazing,
However,
Useless people like you
Talk too much, your
Ugly mouth never stops moving.
Please, for the love of God, SHUT UP!
Acrostic: HELL
Hello
Everyone, Welcome to Hell
Leave your tophats and souls by the door;none are needed hear.
Living is NOT allowed

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Poem for school...

Something Else

Today is having some coffee with my sugar
Today is sitting upside-down in my desk
Today is riding a llama through town
Today is laughing at nothing
Today is hearing a dog meow
Today is writing poems in math class
Today is smiling for no reason
Today is non-matching socks
Today is growing a beard (FYI-I’m a GIRL)
Today was a very unusual Ok day.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April FOOLS!

A day when all fools can openly be fools!! I LOVE today, i hope everyone(if anyone) that reads this got pranked HORRIBLY!!! :)

By the way, my prank was "blinding" all the "mice"...ya know??? like on a computer? I put tape on the bottom of all the mice in the library..i know, i'm a genius.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

got another job...

Guess what?

No...not that...god...

I got ANOTHER job...i'm going to clean my bff Brianna's house every wednesday for $6.00 an hour....WHOO HOOO CLEANING!!! (sarcasm)

Monday, March 16, 2009

work...again...

On Saturday, i FINALLY got to work!! I'm a sales assistant, i sell jewelry, and useless novelties, it's GREAT! I meet SoO many people and i actally LIKE working. I get free whatever's on are stand, my boss pays for meals, and i still get paid! i'll post some pictures of the jewelry i made when i get time.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

nanananananWHooHoo!!!!

Guess what??? no, i am NOT pregnant. Actually, i got my PERMIT!!!!! oh yea, uh huh, i'm cool....yea...anyways.... there's one issue, i have to get a new birth certificate and social security number because my mom was being dumb and lamenated them.....


Friday, January 30, 2009

O-M-G Look at that soap dispenser!

We....Got a NEW soap dispenser!!! WHOOOHOOOOO!!! It's located in the high school girls bathroom in Nevis Public school...it is a Tru miricle. AHHHHLELUYA!!!! And it SMELLS like HEAVEN!!! AND ITS FOAMY SOAP!!!!!!! We also got a not-as-cool paper towel dispenser...but either way it is obvioulsy a sign of something...

possibly the end of the world


-soap it up

bj

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

HELP!!!!

Ok, in Shakespeare, we're reading The Taming of the Shrew. I'm ALL CONFUSED!!! HELP!!!!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

War Dreams

Bombs exploding everywhere
yet there's no sound
no broken ground
like nothing is happening

I see it
it's as if no one else does
they're statues
frozen, dead

I yell
yet no one hears
there's danger
still, no one runs

I'm crying
but no tears come
i'm screaming
still, nothing escapes my lips

I run for help, a soldier
he hears
he see's
he helps

What is happening?
Soldiers are living, moving?!
Citizens are statues, dead?!
what's going on?

War dreams

Monday, January 26, 2009

IT'S THE APPOCOLIPSE!!!

OH MY GOD!!! I got Student of the Semester!!!! You have NO IDEA how suprizing that is!!! I got it for "having a good sense of humor and getting work done on time.." I was so shocked i was shaking!!! I feel sO special!! I got a golden plaque thingy...it's soo shiney...i'll post a pic of it when i take one...

So, i hear by warn you of the End Of The World...

Friday, January 23, 2009

Announcement

Jeffery died last night between the hours of 10:45pm and 6:40am on January 22/23 2009. He will be greatly missed. He survived by his loving owner Billie(me) and owners sisters Sammantha and Sara, and the friends of Billie.

Jeffery was a great mouse! He had a good appitite and a lovely personality. He grew up in a pet store and was bought by myself a few months ago. We have no idea how old he was, but from the months at my house he was living large. The reason of his death is unknown, possibly from age or disease. He will be greatly missed...

Rest In Peace Jeffery

The funeral happend this morning, lovely words were said and Amazing Grace was playing throughout my mind. He was buried in a box with his papers set on top. He was buired in a box in our garbage dump thing. (outside was too cold)


Sorry,
Billie

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

How art thou?

HEY HEY HEY!!! i've got Shakespeare this semester so i decided to make a Shakespeareian letter to whomever reads this...if anyone...

FIE!!!! Thou art a knave!!!! I prithee hast a resonable explanation of what thou hast done!? Thou art wanton! Sith thou tends to be knave, thy fantastic powers hath gone. I'faith, you art a wanton and knave!


I'll decipher this later in time... ;)

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Selling your virginity on E-bay

First there was collectibles...
then sofa's...
now virginity!
WHOOHOOO!!!!
Break someones virginity TODAY!! Just go on E-bay and gamble away!

who knows, you could get something cool like AIDS or Crabs or something like that! Only the coolest, sickest, most perverted people can get them. But if you're rich enough, you can too!!!!

- I'd just like to show my *enthusiasm* for the chick who's selling her virginity for 3.7 MILLION dollars to pay for college to get a diploma in Marriage and Family counseling.

- very pathetic yet REALLY funny in my opinion...kinda ironic...and yet, i wonder why she has to be a counselee???