O-M-G Look at that soap dispenser!

We....Got a NEW soap dispenser!!! WHOOOHOOOOO!!! It's located in the high school girls bathroom in Nevis Public school...it is a Tru miricle. AHHHHLELUYA!!!! And it SMELLS like HEAVEN!!! AND ITS FOAMY SOAP!!!!!!! We also got a not-as-cool paper towel dispenser...but either way it is obvioulsy a sign of something...

possibly the end of the world


-soap it up

bj

HELP!!!!

Ok, in Shakespeare, we're reading The Taming of the Shrew. I'm ALL CONFUSED!!! HELP!!!!

War Dreams

Bombs exploding everywhere
yet there's no sound
no broken ground
like nothing is happening

I see it
it's as if no one else does
they're statues
frozen, dead

I yell
yet no one hears
there's danger
still, no one runs

I'm crying
but no tears come
i'm screaming
still, nothing escapes my lips

I run for help, a soldier
he hears
he see's
he helps

What is happening?
Soldiers are living, moving?!
Citizens are statues, dead?!
what's going on?

War dreams

IT'S THE APPOCOLIPSE!!!

OH MY GOD!!! I got Student of the Semester!!!! You have NO IDEA how suprizing that is!!! I got it for "having a good sense of humor and getting work done on time.." I was so shocked i was shaking!!! I feel sO special!! I got a golden plaque thingy...it's soo shiney...i'll post a pic of it when i take one...

So, i hear by warn you of the End Of The World...

Announcement

Jeffery died last night between the hours of 10:45pm and 6:40am on January 22/23 2009. He will be greatly missed. He survived by his loving owner Billie(me) and owners sisters Sammantha and Sara, and the friends of Billie.

Jeffery was a great mouse! He had a good appitite and a lovely personality. He grew up in a pet store and was bought by myself a few months ago. We have no idea how old he was, but from the months at my house he was living large. The reason of his death is unknown, possibly from age or disease. He will be greatly missed...

Rest In Peace Jeffery

The funeral happend this morning, lovely words were said and Amazing Grace was playing throughout my mind. He was buried in a box with his papers set on top. He was buired in a box in our garbage dump thing. (outside was too cold)


Sorry,
Billie

How art thou?

HEY HEY HEY!!! i've got Shakespeare this semester so i decided to make a Shakespeareian letter to whomever reads this...if anyone...

FIE!!!! Thou art a knave!!!! I prithee hast a resonable explanation of what thou hast done!? Thou art wanton! Sith thou tends to be knave, thy fantastic powers hath gone. I'faith, you art a wanton and knave!


I'll decipher this later in time... ;)

Selling your virginity on E-bay

First there was collectibles...
then sofa's...
now virginity!
WHOOHOOO!!!!
Break someones virginity TODAY!! Just go on E-bay and gamble away!

who knows, you could get something cool like AIDS or Crabs or something like that! Only the coolest, sickest, most perverted people can get them. But if you're rich enough, you can too!!!!

- I'd just like to show my *enthusiasm* for the chick who's selling her virginity for 3.7 MILLION dollars to pay for college to get a diploma in Marriage and Family counseling.

- very pathetic yet REALLY funny in my opinion...kinda ironic...and yet, i wonder why she has to be a counselee???