Thou art a gleeking knotty-pated clotpole!

I have this book...The Encyclopedia Of Immaturity...It has the BEST comebacks in the world!! So i decided to list them here...for all to use..You pick one word from each column.

P.S, it helps to use some sort of accent...

bootless beef-witted barnacle
churlish beetle-headed bladder
craven boil-brained boar-pig
currish common-kissing canker-blossom
dankish crook-pated clotpole
droning dismal-dreaming codpiece
fawning doghearted dewberry
fobbing earth-vexing flap-dragon
froward elf-skinned flax-wench
gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
gorbellied folly-fallem giglet
lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
mangled hell-hated joithead
mewling idle-headed lewdster
paunchy ill-breeding lout
pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pincher
puking knotty-pated
puny milk-livered
qualling motley-minded
rank rough-hewn
reeky
ruttish
spleeny